I had some of the best sex tonight with my new boyfriend. He made me come harder than you ever could— and for a brief moment in time— you ceased to exist. I forgot all about you for a couple hours, and I was much happier with him. The best part is: he’s rich, he has kind and loving parents, he takes me on dates, he shows me off, he wants to give me pleasure, he’s 6’4, he’s going to be a pilot within a year, when I’m with him he gives me 100% attention, and his presence in my life makes me wonder why I ever kept you in mine when I deserved so much better.