lemme just say that ur a F I N E looking guy and i respect that and i remember back in fifth grade we’d never talked to one another before but i thought u were so cute so when we played capture the chicken (like capture the football but with rubber chickens instead of footballs) i would always try to get you out from stealing my teams chickens but u were always to fast and i swear to god u did the same to me like it was mutual but now we haven’t seen each other for so long and i’m not sure u remember my name anymore.