C & J broke up exactly a week after we did. I wanted to talk about it to you. At first I was like, HAHA! NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS! I found out because J posted sad shit, then I checked C's bio, he's off. I literally just mentioned her to a friend yesterday and he was still on there.


You know, she was the girl I was always worried about? She's exactly YOUR type. That's what always made me so insecure every single time I saw her. I love the way I look, until I see her perfect, perfect straight teeth. She'll tell you "shut up," and you'll obey her. You guys are already close. And she's your type. At first I found it funny how it happened exactly a week after us, and you know J finally getting it lol, then I realized how she's back on the market. And so are you.


We literally dated the same fuckin ugly dude. Our standards are just THAT low.