Unsent Messages

Hi gloopy
I have a headache rn so I'm sorry if I sound retarded

uh
I'm madly in love with you.
I know I've creeped you out at least ONCE
Don't deny it?

Just like the name of one of my favorite songs, "something is happening," something is happening in my pants??


LMAO SORRY DKWNDKSND

I know you're big brain when it comes to relationships so you're the expert here and idk anything
but if there's one thing I know, it's that I'm a fucking idiot
before we got together, I used to have a list of things I wanted in a relationship, like a bucket list of relationship goals
now that we're together, I want to do all those things
I don't care how long it takes, I'll stop at nothing to drag your ass to america and spoil you like a bad parent?
I used to think that if a woman only wants you for your money, you should drop her immediately
and here I am, just showering you in amino coins
just wait until you let me send you actual money??

anyways, I know you're offline a lot, and we don't talk as much as we used to, but I'm always here for you

If you ever think I'm lying or cheating, just remember, I'm a fucking loser and couldn't do that shit even if I wanted to, which I don't

you're my favorite person in the world, gloopy, and that'll never change, no matter what happens